Wednesday, 05 November 2008

• If I Could Vote...

  I would vote to kick ass.
  
  Lots of money would be poured into Star Wars Battle Front games.
  
  Horseradish would taste like candy apple.
  
  I would not work on weekends.
  
  My niece's and a-new-one-on-the-way's father will die after drowning in his own blood flowing from various dismemberments of his body (He doesn't love my sister anymore and wants to end it.....oh I'll end it alright... the right way....muahahaha......freakin' piece of shit)
  
  Feet not smell
  
  Flies die upon touch of anything
  
  Clothes magically cover up during indecency
  
  Star Wars Battlefront 3 magically appears on my lap.
  
  Oh there it is! Hey Kyle!!!!
  
  

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